"The best place to meditate is on the pot. If you have a comfortable toilet seat and a stout lock on the door, there's no telling what great thoughts might emerge. Martin Luther dreamed up Protestantism whilst sitting on the toilet at Wittenburg monastery, and we know what a big movement that became."
Anton Lavey, essay in "The Devil's Notebook" - "Toilet Seat Meditation"
Toilet Seat Meditation
September 18th, 2002