Anyway... a fan SMS (with her name replaced with 3 stars):
Dear Vexen, I am your biggest fan. You rock me hard. Love ****I replied (honestly) with:
Eeeee, thanks! - VexenThen things got silly. The last stranger to call me (except for jobhunting related activities) wanted me to prove to him that I was \M/ a true Satanist \M/ (rock on). Oh yes. Over the phone. Sooo... I put some black metal on my computer, turned it up, left my phone by the speaker and went to get a coffee. By the time I came back upstairs, he'd hung up!