"Shaven" by Funker Vogt.
Why take two into the shower, when you can take ... none?
No more hairbands. No more hairbrush. No more hair on my nice wooden floor. No more furballs in the black wash. No more hair down the sink/bath plughole. No more afros in the morning. No more bryll cream. No more hairspray.
No More Hair
I am completely bald.