HEY I KNOW ITS THE WRONG CHOICE BECAUSE MY FRIEND HAS BEEN THERE. TRUST ME. I DON'T WANT U 2 BELIEVE THAT GOD IS EVIL BECAUSE HE IS NOT. THERE WILL BE TIMES WHEN THINGS GET TOUGH. SO AT LEAST TRY TO BELIEVE IN HIM. BYE!!!!"
I have no idea why, but of all the mindless emails I get, this one made me think "awwwww!" more than "oh silly person". I'm not responding, but it made me think I should do a "favorite piece of Christian spam" per year competition, if so then this just-in-time applicant has won!
OK, firstname.lastname@example.org, I'll try! Or maybe I should respond and say "OK I'll try!", and make the 14 year old's life either a) more happy (if she's naive) or b) more confused (if she thinks about it).