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Selling Your Soul to Satan

How to Sell Your Soul to Satan

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Selling your soul, satan exists

(Anonymous)
You are one of those people, most likely a christian church lover that never stopped sucking on the pope's cock. SATAN IS REAL!!! I sold my soul about a year back when i was at my lowest point and did not have a cent in my bank account. Everyday for a month i summoned satan and was about to give up when finally at the last attempt half way through the ritual (ritual is similar to Dr Faust) i felt something strange. Smoke began to appear from thin air and i expected some crazy fireworks but poof a being appeared, his nail were long and yellow, his skin was orange, he had a piece of paper, a feather and asked me to write out the contract. He took his nail and pricked my ring finger and dripped blood into the ink, i wrote what i wanted and for how long plus some other stipulations. The deal was excepted and he turned me around, lifted my shirt and burnt in a satanic symbol of ownership behind my left shoulder. I am now a multi billionaire, and have everything i want, i keep myself undercover so as not to attract attention. If still dont believe me, place a coment, i will come and speak to you personally.

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